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The phantom of a guy grasping a blood-splattered machete is repeatedly spotted peeking through home windows in Burton late in the night.

Ludwig van Beethoven may frequently be made out searching through garbage cans on a Burton street.

A gargantuan ground hog has from time to time been seen suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Burton.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is once in a while perceived looking at an old man sleeping in an armchair in an apartment in Burton.

An armed forces outfit walking around with no body in it may once in a while be observed in Aldrich Park late at night dragging a corpse through some bushes.

A Centrosaurus was noticed trying on clothes in a Burton apartment.

A space invader came into view creeping out from a storm drain on a Burton residential street at the stroke of midnight.

An alien tourist from another world was noticed playing a harpsichord in a Burton trailer.

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