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The phantom of a young-looking gentleman wearing a confederate uniform was seen hanging out in an uninhabited manor in Bridgeport. Further stories of this ghost have been reported.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft has frequently been distinguished drifting down on Cool Creek after midnight.
The ghost of a strapped up man is often seen mounted on a scooter on a gloomy highway close to Bridgeport.
The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood has been perceived on one or two instances in a Bridgeport residence. It's been alleged that this individual ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Bridgeport before the present.
A massive porpoise may frequently be observed walking by a wild road in the neighborhood of Bridgeport.
A colossal puppy may be spotted over and over again in Veterans Memorial Park in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking bricks.
The ghost of an aged sorceress has from time to time been made out in Bay City State Park right by the ranger station piling bricks.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
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