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These are some lies we made up about Brethren.
An extremely large musk-ox can regularly be witnessed flinging chunks of concrete in a sail boat on Blacksmith Bayou.
A man with a large hole through his upper body may be witnessed repeatedly digging a gap by Browns Bayou. A local man alleges that this spirit likes scaring foolish people who are bold enough to interrupt the quiet in Brethren. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that you would not want to run into before sunrise.
A space invader from the cosmos has sometimes been noticed looking through apartment windows in Brethren very late at night.
Christopher Columbus is from time to time seen at Bear Creek before dawn heaving rocks into the water.
A lady's body having a bear's head has been noticed on many instances watching television in a Brethren living room at midnight. No matter what, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Brethren
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Ghost Sightings From Brethren
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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