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These are some lies we made up about Breckenridge.
A beheaded lady has been spotted on one or two occasions in an autopart store in the Breckenridge vicinity. One of the folks who live here definitely says that this ghost loves frightening folks who dare to interrupt the silence in Breckenridge.
A space invader from another planet may frequently be perceived tossing rocks into the flow at Beaver Drain at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft can be distinguished time and again struggling up from a manhole on a Breckenridge residential street on a dark night.
An extremely large donkey has sometimes been distinguished nosing around in mailboxes after midnight in Breckenridge.
The ghost of a teen girl is every so often spotted performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Breckenridge trailer. In any event, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that is better not disturbed.
A sasquatch is known to have been witnessed on several instances in a mirror in
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a Breckenridge residence; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial from Venus can occasionally be observed twinkling a light in Sleepy Hollow State Park quite near the ranger station.
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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