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These are some lies we made up about Brant.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space became visible dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Bearwallow Creek in the early morning hours.
Galileo was made out in Gratiot - Saginaw State Game Management Area on a dark night pulling a dead body across the ground.
A female having the head of a goblin was observed on a Brant residential street at night. When distinguished the ghost moved toward the watcher who then escaped. Nonetheless, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there has repeatedly been spotted suspended in the air like a blimp in Brant. A local claims that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Brant many years ago.
A space alien from planet Saturn is repeatedly made out staring at an old man slumbering on a couch in an apartment in Brant.
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Ghost Sightings From Brant
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Ghost Sightings From Brant
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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