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These are some lies we made up about Branch.
A half decayed human corpse has allegedly been made out on many occasions drifting by on Carr Creek late in the night. Local people claim that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Branch before the present.
A massive hippopotamus can sometimes be made out at Gillen Springs late in the night trying to locate a hat.
Thumbelina has frequently been noticed gazing at folks in a Branch mobile home through a keyhole.
A woman on fire, grasping a gas bottle is repeatedly noticed smoking a pipe by Darkeys Marsh.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions in a wild location close to Branch. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Branch
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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