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These are some lies we made up about Boyne City.
A massive donkey can be seen over and over again pondering by Boyne River.
The phantom of a man sporting a police outfit has once in a while been perceived shifting orbs around up on Avalanche Mountain.
A space alien from outer space is occasionally made out down by the water at Hayden Point shouting people's names.
The ghost of an old guy with a long gray mustache has supposedly been observed on many occasions struggling out from a storm drain on a Boyne City avenue around midnight.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft can once in a while be seen pulling a corpse across the ground in Melrose Township Park on a dark night.
A centaur is repeatedly seen snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Boyne City.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system has been said to have been distinguished on many instances performing a song on a harpsichord in a Boyne City trailer.
A space man from the Moon may be
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made out repeatedly in a mirror in a Boyne City apartment; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A space alien from deep space has every so often been made out in a mobile home in the vicinity of Boyne City.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every now and then witnessed in a Boyne City area shoe store,
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striding the aisles.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in Burt Lake State Park right by the park headquarters searching for a shoe. One thing's for sure, this is a nasty ghost that is preferably not messed with.
An alien from the Moon can every now and then be made out having a seat at the dining table in a Boyne City building drinking orange juice.
A space alien from outer space was perceived striding through a building in Boyne City.
An extraterrestrial came into sight mounted on a steed by the side of a road close to Boyne City.
The ghost of a lady with a sack tied around her head was noticed staggering through a house near Boyne City. Additional folks in the vicinity have had identical happenings involving a quite similar phantom.
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Ghost Sightings From Boyne City
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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