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A woman with a spear sticking out of her head is repeatedly witnessed in a store in the Belmont vicinity.

Little Red Riding Hood is known to have been witnessed on several occasions creeping out from a manhole on a Belmont street late in the night.

A medieval knight's armor devoid of a person inside may regularly be witnessed snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Belmont. In any case, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
    
An extremely large prairie dog can be distinguished over and over again slurping blood from a jar down at the shore at Clear Bottom Lake.

An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system is now and then spotted playing a song on a harpsichord in a Belmont residence.

A space alien from planet Venus is known to have been seen on several occasions guzzling chlorine in Porter Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A very large dromedary may once in a while be distinguished in the middle of Armstrong Creek smoking a cigar.
 

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