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These are some lies we made up about Beaverton.
The Mothman was observed at Bear Creek before dawn heaving pebbles into the stream.
A very large monkey emerged staring at the water by Edenville Dam late at night.
An martian vacationer from another world was witnessed seated in an armchair in a home close to Beaverton.
A space alien from Pluto was spotted in the rear seat of a truck by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
A guy's body having the head of a skunk has often been made out in Gladwin State Park very late at night sipping blood from a mug. Folks here claim that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Beaverton in the past.
The ghost of a guy carrying a sword is regularly distinguished mowing the lawn in the side garden of a trailer in Beaverton.
A very large boar has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions by an old man canoeing in a river near Beaverton.
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alien from space may regularly be spotted resting in a chair in a flat in Beaverton.
A big menacing monster can be perceived repeatedly discussing into the thin air under a streetlight in Beaverton.
An enormous snake has once in a while been seen reading a newspaper in Bay City State Park near the park headquarters.
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a female having words cut into her arm has been said to have been distinguished on many instances wandering from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours on a Beaverton street. No matter what people say, this is an intimidating ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
A gigantic tiger may sometimes be made out rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Beaverton mobile home at midnight.
An ET has repeatedly been perceived gazing at people in a Beaverton apartment through a peephole.
Ludwig van Beethoven is regularly distinguished in a desolate zone in the vicinity of Beaverton.
A massive hyena has purportedly been observed on numerous instances walking in the middle of a dark highway outside Beaverton.
A gargantuan horse can frequently be perceived drinking unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Beaverton.
Snow White may be observed very frequently talking into the thin air as if somebody else was there.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaverton
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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