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These are some lies we made up about Beaver Island.
A gargantuan reptile was noticed seated in a chair in a residence in Beaver Island.
A creepy skeleton was perceived struggling out of Green Swamp soaked in slime at midnight. There have been several accounts concerning this ghost in the area. Based on what the local residents declare, this ghost might be a well-known past native of Beaver Island. Whatever folks exclaim, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not messed with.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has repeatedly been perceived attempting to grip something at the water at Cable Bay. Folks here who have made out this ghost argue this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Beaver Island local. One thing's for certain, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours.
Frankenstein's Monster is frequently seen pondering by Iron Ore Creek.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has been observed on a small number of instances in Beaver Islands State Wildlife Research Area around midnight concealing a body by a sizeable rock.
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Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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