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These are some lies we made up about Bay Port.
A big chilling giant has been distinguished on a small number of occasions by Mud Creek downing chlorine.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head may repeatedly be perceived in Middle Grounds in the early morning hours before sunrise attempting to dump a dead body. A person who lives here claims that this phantom may be a recognized yesteryear inhabitant of Bay Port.
The alien crew member of a UFO may be noticed very often hiding a cadaver by a large rock in Wild Fowl Bay State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a female with a plastic bag strapped around her head has once in a while been observed reading a newsletter down near the water at Sand Point. A number of of the folks who live here allege this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Bay Port person who lived here. In any case, it is indisputably a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A partially translucent guy clothed as the captain of a boat is occasionally seen at a coin operated phone in Bay Port using the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Bay Port
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Ghost Sightings From Bay Port
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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