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These are some lies we made up about Bay City.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy may regularly be seen on a Bay City road before sunrise. If you listen to what the locals declare, this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Bay City in the past.
A bloodcurdling beast may be spotted often floating in the air like a blimp in Bay City. Loads of local residents claim this spirit likes scaring foolish people who have the guts to upset the serenity in Bay City.
An ET from Jupiter has from time to time been seen gulping apple juice in Bay City State Park after midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is every so often seen bass fishing from the water's edge of Tobico Lagoon at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien has purportedly been observed on frequent instances quite near the entrance to Bay City State Park verbalizing into the thin air.
A giant zebra may every so often be observed gazing at an old man slumbering on a mattress in a home in Bay City.
An martian
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tourist from space was perceived grasping a cranium by Tobico Marsh.
The spirit of a silver-miner became visible at night drifting along Cheboyganing Creek. When perceived the ghost came close to the viewer who then ran away.
The ghost of a man clad as a store clerk was witnessed in a supermarket in the Bay City vicinity. This individual
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spirit has been observed over and over again in this location.
An alien from the Moon showed up at Windy Point at night staring down into the water.
A lady with a moderately see-through body was distinguished crawling up from a drain hole on a Bay City avenue very late at night. There are many stories with reference to this ghost in the vicinity. People argue that this ghost loves startling unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Bay City.
Cinderella was seen snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Bay City.
A gargantuan kinkajou has repeatedly been observed playing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Bay City apartment.
An alien from the cosmos is often witnessed in a mirror in a Bay City apartment; the spirit was only perceptible in the mirror.
A huge addax has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances in a home in close proximity to Bay City.
An extraterrestrial can regularly be noticed in a Bay City area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
A sphinx has once in a while
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been noticed flinging rocks late in the night on a park bench in Bay City.
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Ghost Sightings From Bay City
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Ghost Sightings From Bay City
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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