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These are some lies we made up about Battle Creek.
A space invader was observed swallowing unleaded from a fuel pump at a gas station in Battle Creek.
The ghost of an elderly woman carrying a handgun was spotted hiding a body by a large rock in Bailey Park at midnight. The ghost was ingested by the air after being distinguished. Either way, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that is rather not upset.
An alien explorer from space is regularly seen appearing chilling down by the water at Beadle Lake.
A big bloodcurdling dragon has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances mid stream in Barnum Creek pointing at the watcher.
A massive guinea pig may frequently be made out walking a German Shepherd at the stroke of midnight on a murky Battle Creek avenue.
An alien from Jupiter may be noticed time and again staring through mobile home windows in Battle Creek late in the night.
A space alien from space is occasionally witnessed browsing through garbage cans on
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a Battle Creek residential street.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief may once in a while be perceived obliterating a photo in Pokagon State Park near the ranger station. If you listen to what the residents assert, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Battle Creek some decades ago.
A gigantic
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newt is frequently perceived on a Battle Creek road in the early morning hours.
An extremely large hartebeest has been seen on many instances hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Battle Creek.
A Pteranodon may repeatedly be seen gazing at a man slumbering in a bed in an apartment in Battle Creek.
A space invader can be distinguished very frequently in a supermarket in the Battle Creek area.
A black as coal rat that shifted shape into a woman has every now and then been made out trying on a hat in a Battle Creek house. In any case, it's a chilling spirit that you do not want to encounter after midnight.
The ghost of a down-and-out man has been spotted on a handful of instances climbing out of a storm drain on a Battle Creek residential street very late at night. Many people who live here argue this phantom is that of a local who settled here in Battle Creek many years ago.
A gargantuan hippopotamus may occasionally be seen performing a tune on a piano in a Battle Creek mobile home.
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Wizard of Oz was noticed in a mirror in a Battle Creek apartment; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Creek
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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