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These are some lies we made up about Bath.
A space invader from planet Venus has occasionally been observed having a fish in a canoe on Park Lake.
A space man from another planet is occasionally made out at Ives Drain on a dark night heaving pebbles into the water.
A gigantic mustang has been said to have been perceived on many occasions before sunrise climbing out of Chandler Marsh covered in dirty water.
The phantom of an elderly man with a huge gray beard has repeatedly been noticed in a Bath mobile home. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of a guy dressed in an armed forces outfit is regularly spotted striding down a desolate highway near Bath.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human inside has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions appearing in a bathroom mirror. A man who lives here says that this phantom likes scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for phantoms in Bath.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship may frequently be noticed in Bancroft Park before dawn pulling a corpse across the dirt.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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