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These are some lies we made up about Barton City.
A colossal mynah bird has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances turning toward the bystander beside the water at Jewell Lake.
An alien from another galaxy can every now and then be seen yelling at the witness to go away by Buff Creek.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been distinguished going nuts by Big Marsh.
A massive chamois is repeatedly spotted on the highest spot of Chin Whisker Hill after midnight gazing at the view.
A Centrosaurus has been said to have been noticed on a few instances staring down into the water at South Bay in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Barton City
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Ghost Sightings From Barton City
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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