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These are some lies we made up about Barryton.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has purportedly been perceived on a small number of instances by Winchester Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
Thumbelina may every so often be spotted in a row boat on Bass Lake staring angrily at the viewer.
A partially decayed human dead body was made out by an old man fishing by a lake close to Barryton. The bystander fled right after she set eyes on the spirit. In any event, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that should be let alone.
A lady afire, gripping a fuel container came into sight in Hughes Swamp on a dark night struggling to conceal a corpse. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody else nearby. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that is rather not disrupted.
A very large crocodile was made out scooping out a hollow in the center of Bamber Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Barryton
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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