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These are some lies we made up about Baroda.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship can frequently be distinguished fly fishing from the shore of Boyle Lake before dawn.
The ghost of an old witch has occasionally been noticed in a Baroda secondary school very late at night staggering the hallways.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos is sometimes made out in a mirror in a Baroda flat; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A gargantuan rhinoceros is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances glugging down apple juice in North Lake Park at night.
A guy with a large hole through his chest can occasionally be noticed by East Branch Galien River smoking a pipe. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that should be steered clear of.
A large creepy dragon was perceived in Elm Valley in the early morning hours before sunrise verbalizing into the night.
A colossal gila monster showed up in a residence in close proximity to Baroda.
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Ghost Sightings From Baroda
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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