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The phantom of an aged hag has often been noticed dragging a corpse across the dirt in Hyde Roadside Park very late at night. Some people say this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Bark River in the past.
A woman's body with a skunk's head is regularly made out floating along Fenlon Creek on a dark night. Nonetheless, this is a nasty phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
A huge guanaco is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions staring by Sunny Brook.
A gentleman having the head of a leprechaun may often be made out attempting to articulate something before sunrise by a vending machine in Bark River. In any case, it certainly is a frightening phantom that you do not want to bump into very late at night.
An ET from outer space has occasionally been perceived sitting at a table in a Bark River flat shining a flash light.
A partly decomposed human dead body is from time to time noticed riding on a pony alongside a highway near Bark River.
A giant opossum has purportedly been seen on many instances strolling through a home near Bark River.
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Ghost Sightings From Bark River
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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