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These are some lies we made up about Barbeau.
An alien tourist from another solar system was distinguished holding a headbone next to the water at Ashmun Bay.
An extremely large pronghorn has frequently been spotted tossing chunks of concrete into the water at Ashmun Creek after midnight.
The ghost of a guy outfitted as a janitor is frequently observed hanging in the air like a blimp in Barbeau.
A space invader from planet Mercury has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions in a hardware store in the Barbeau area.
A woman with a half see-through body can frequently be made out trying on socks in a Barbeau house.
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Ghost Sightings From Barbeau
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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