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These are some lies we made up about Baraga.
A colossal rat has been made out on a handful of occasions wandering through a residence near Baraga.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a handy man may frequently be seen by Baraga State Park chucking pebbles. Lots of local residents assert this spirit loves scaring foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to interrupt the tranquility in Baraga.
A woman with a moderately translucent body may be observed very often mounding bricks in the center of Boyles Creek.
A space invader is once in a while distinguished at a public phone in Baraga using the telephone.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been made out on one or two instances eating a carrot next to a secluded highway near Baraga late at night.
Frankenstein's Monster was spotted standing by a deserted highway near Baraga.
An enormous skunk appeared smoking a cigar down by the water at Keweenaw Bay.
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Ghost Sightings From Baraga
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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