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An alien was distinguished in the center of Baker Creek howling at the observer to leave.
Count Dracula has repeatedly been perceived up on the peak of Bradshaw Hill heaving chunks of concrete.
A giant mare is frequently observed mounted on a bike on a dark road near Bannister.
A big creepy dragon may frequently be perceived in a home in Bannister.
An alien vacationer from another world can be distinguished repeatedly searching for a map in Sleepy Hollow State Park quite near the ranger station.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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