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These are some lies we made up about Bangor.
A gigantic zebu has allegedly been made out on a few occasions having a seat in a chair in a home in Bangor.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large beard and a wooden right leg can repeatedly be seen on the water's edge of School Section Lake guzzling gasoline. One thing is for sure, it certainly is a creepy phantom that should be avoided.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy can be made out very often tossing pebbles into the water at Black River Extension Drain at midnight.
A space man from Mars has from time to time been observed reading a newspaper underneath a streetlamp in Bangor.
A gargantuan jerboa is sometimes seen pacing from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Bangor residential road.
A huge lion has allegedly been distinguished on a handful of instances browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Bangor trailer after midnight.
An extremely large dormouse
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can sometimes be observed looking at people in a Bangor house through a peephole.
Count Dracula was perceived looking in Grand Haven State Park right by the park headquarters.
A space alien from another galaxy became visible in a desolate place next to Bangor.
A gigantic basilisk was witnessed hitch-hiking along a gloomy road close to Bangor.
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Ghost Sightings From Bangor
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Ghost Sightings From Bangor
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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