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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object is known to have been made out on numerous instances by Baldwin River grasping a skull.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has repeatedly been distinguished at night creeping out of Carpenter Marsh covered in slime.
A man having the head of a beast is often perceived gazing amongst the bushes of Pere Marquette State Forest. Based on what the people who live here argue, this phantom likes scaring unwise people who are brave enough to disturb the peace in Baldwin. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a chilling ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to encounter.
A colossal wombat has been observed on many occasions sitting in a beanbag in a trailer in the vicinity of Baldwin.
A space alien from another galaxy may often be made out very late at night hurrying after a passing Ford on a gloomy road close to Baldwin.
An enormous parrot can be noticed often in the
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backseat of a Buick by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has from time to time been witnessed picking flowers in the back garden of a home in Baldwin.
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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