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These are some lies we made up about Bad Axe.
A big frightening giant is often spotted standing beside a murky road near Bad Axe.
A very large squirrel has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions dispatching a package at a Bad Axe post office.
A giant okapi can regularly be observed conversing into the air as if somebody besides was nearby.
Ludwig van Beethoven may be distinguished over and over again looking through residence windows in Bad Axe very late at night.
A massive canary is from time to time spotted near Albert E. Sleeper State Park rearranging orbs about.
A Centrosaurus has been distinguished on a small number of instances watching TV in a Bad Axe living room at night.
A large terrifying ghost can every now and then be observed going through trash container on a Bad Axe road. It has been argued that this individual spirit may very well be a celebrated days gone by local of Bad Axe. One thing is for certain, this ghost certainly is scary; one that you
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would not want to run into late at night.
The ghost of a shackled up guy was seen on a Bad Axe residential street around midnight. When the eye witness came into sight the ghost ran off. Nonetheless, this is a hostile phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
An enormous ox became visible hovering in the air
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like a balloon in Bad Axe.
A giant cony was made out looking at a person sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Bad Axe.
The Gingerbread Man came into view in a restaurant in the Bad Axe area.
An alien from deep space was seen trying on a jacket in a Bad Axe house.
An alien was perceived crawling out from a storm drain on a Bad Axe road at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has regularly been made out snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Bad Axe.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances in a Bad Axe school on a dark night strolling the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Bad Axe
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Ghost Sightings From Bad Axe
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
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