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These are some lies we made up about Avoca.
The phantom of a man having half his head absent was seen looking crossly at the bystander along a wild road in the neighborhood of Avoca before sunrise. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the night. A local woman says that this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Avoca in the past. In any event, it is unquestionably a terrifying spirit that you would not want to bump into on a dark night.
William Shakespeare has often been seen standing by a wild highway near Avoca.
A giant dromedary has been seen on a small number of occasions covering a body by a big rock in Port Huron State Game Area late at night.
A minotaur can frequently be noticed piling pebbles in the middle of Apply Drain.
A decapitated female may be witnessed over and over again being carried by a scooter on a murky highway right next door to Avoca. One of the locals confidently alleges that this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of
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a local resident who used to reside here in Avoca.
The ghost of a twelve feet high huge giant is every so often seen in a trailer in Avoca.
A colossal argali has been observed on several instances swallowing gasoline in Algonac State Park right by the park headquarters.
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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