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These are some lies we made up about Au Train.
A medieval armor without a human inside can from time to time be distinguished mounding bricks in the middle of Au Train River.
A somewhat transparent guy clad as the captain of a oil tanker was observed trying to locate a book by a parked vehicle in an Au Train parking lot after midnight. The arrival of the witness terrified the ghost who then vanished. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it sure is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman wearing a confederate uniform appeared eating a cookie down next to the water at Au Train Bay. The spirit mentioned revenging an assassination. People argue that this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolish people who are courageous enough to disturb the tranquility in Au Train. One thing is for sure, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a hobo emerged drinking water from Au Train Falls at night. The onlooker became
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frightened and fled. A woman who lives here declares that this ghost loves startling foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Au Train.
A giant capybara was noticed in an Au Train area clothing store, staggering the aisles.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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