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These are some lies we made up about Au Gres.
A dark cockroach that turned into a lady was spotted looking through mobile home windows in Au Gres after midnight. Freaked out by the onlookers the phantom faded away into the darkness. No matter what people state, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any wise person would not want to run into.
A space man was seen at Point Lookout Harbor very late at night looking at the panorama.
An extremely large bison has often been made out watching shows in an Au Gres living room around midnight.
An alien vacationer from another planet is known to have been perceived on a few occasions going through garbage container on an Au Gres street.
An alien from planet Mercury may repeatedly be made out scaring people down at the water at Point au Gres.
An enormous goat has occasionally been spotted checking out Ipperwash Scarp in detail at midnight.
The ghost of a young lady clothed as a house keeper is from time to time distinguished tossing bricks into the flow at Alabaster Whitney Drain late at night. One thing's for sure, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Au Gres
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Ghost Sightings From Au Gres
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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