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These are some lies we made up about Auburn Hills.
A giant ox has every so often been witnessed in a flat in Auburn Hills.
One of the three Little Pigs is sometimes seen in an Auburn Hills residence.
An extremely large sheep is known to have been perceived on one or two occasions smoking a pipe up on Bald Mountain.
An alien from outer space has often been witnessed in Beaudette Park at midnight burying a cadaver by a large boulder.
Vasco da Gama is often made out holding a human skull on the water's edge of Round Lake.
A space alien is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions by Amy Drain weeping.
A gargantuan alligator may often be seen screaming in Bald Mountain State Park near the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy may be made out very often attempting to utter something by Lost Lake.
Count Dracula has every so often been perceived flashing a light by the water at Coles Bay.
An extraterrestrial from another world has been
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said to have been noticed on a few instances pacing beside a deserted road in the vicinity of Auburn Hills.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft may once in a while be observed becoming visible in a mirror.
A space man from Venus was seen relaxing in a chair in a mobile home near Auburn Hills.
A space man from another galaxy
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came into sight late in the night sprinting after a passing Buick on a dark road near Auburn Hills.
A space invader was made out cutting grass in the front yard of a mobile home in Auburn Hills.
An alien vacationer from another world emerged by a guy fishing by a lake right next door to Auburn Hills.
An alien from planet Venus was spotted having a seat on a couch in a flat in Auburn Hills.
A female with a partly transparent body was witnessed burrowing a nook under a streetlamp in Auburn Hills. When the phantom was witnessed it disappeared into the night.
A space alien from another galaxy has frequently been witnessed staggering from house to house on a dark night on an Auburn Hills road.
A colossal rhinoceros is regularly seen taking a rest at the dining table in an Auburn Hills building.
A space man can often be made out in a desolate place outside Auburn Hills.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn Hills
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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