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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
Galileo can occasionally be observed at a coin operated phone in Auburn making a phone call.
A gigantic elk has frequently been perceived marching through an Auburn area churchyard.
The phantom of a planter in a straw hat has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along on Armon Drain.
A youthful girl having on a blood-covered dress can often be distinguished howling by the side of a secluded road near Auburn late in the night. A lot of local residents say this phantom might be a recognized past inhabitant of Auburn.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship may be seen repeatedly trying to state something in Harris Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from Mars has every so often been noticed hanging out in a neglected manor in Auburn.
A lady with a sea-green face is now and then observed in Bay City State Park at the ranger station meditating.
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gigantic lizard has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances standing by a wild road in close proximity to Auburn.
The phantom of a mail carrier may occasionally be witnessed traveling on a bike on a murky road right next door to Auburn. Local people who have observed this ghost allege this ghost is the undeceased soul of an
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old Auburn local resident.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was noticed in an Auburn house.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft emerged marching next to a secluded road next to Auburn.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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