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These are some lies we made up about Attica.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was perceived emerging in a mirror.
An martian explorer from outer space appeared chucking pieces of wood down at the waterfront at Fish Lake.
A space alien from Jupiter was seen at night drifting along on Indian Creek.
The spirit of a woman with a sack strapped around her head has repeatedly been distinguished before dawn sprinting after a passing car on a dark highway next to Attica. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
A space alien from the cosmos is often seen in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver noticing the phantom in her rear view mirror late at night.
A giant baboon has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions by a guy camping at a campground next to Attica.
A space alien can be witnessed often taking a rest in a beanbag in a mobile home in Attica.
A partly see-through guy dressed as the skipper of a liner has occasionally been witnessed in
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Bald Mountain State Park outside the ranger station chatting into the night. Some of the people who live here argue this spirit likes frightening foolhardy people who come looking for spirits in Attica. Whatever folks exclaim, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that is rather not messed with.
A colossal rhinoceros is every so often noticed
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staggering from flat to flat in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Attica lane.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship can every now and then be made out going through the closet in the bedroom of an Attica house around midnight.
An alien from Jupiter has repeatedly been observed gazing at folks in an Attica house through an air vent.
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Ghost Sightings From Attica
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Ghost Sightings From Attica
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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