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A space man has occasionally been spotted on the pinnacle of South Range at the stroke of midnight looking at the view.
A scary beast is now and then spotted by Cole Creek shouting people's names. One thing is for certain, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a miner may once in a while be witnessed next to the water at Atlantic Point turning toward the observer. In any case, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that any wise person would not want to run into.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy has often been witnessed gazing wrathfully at the eye witness late in the night on a lawn in Atlantic Mine.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is frequently perceived striding through an apartment in Atlantic Mine.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlantic Mine
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Ghost Sightings From Atlantic Mine
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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