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These are some lies we made up about Atlanta.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief is occasionally observed speaking into the night as if someone besides was in attendance. According to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Atlanta.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady has been distinguished on a small number of occasions on the water's edge of Avery Lake drinking blood from a container. Based on what the locals say, this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Atlanta long ago. Whatever folks verbalize, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a young-looking lady clothed as a maid may now and then be observed pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Barger Creek at night.
Aladdin was observed looking through trailer windows in Atlanta around midnight.
The ghost of a young cowboy came into sight watching movies in an Atlanta living room late at night.
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This particular ghost has been seen often in this place.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft was witnessed going through trash container on an Atlanta street.
A frightening creature showed up trying to locate someone outside Aloha State Park. Several stories of this spirit have been reported.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlanta
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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