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These are some lies we made up about Ashley.
An enormous platypus was perceived startling folks by Bear Creek.
Little Red Riding Hood came into sight shuffling orbs around in the middle of a deserted highway near Ashley before sunrise.
A huge koala was seen hanging out in an uninhabited dwelling in Ashley.
A gigantic lemur materialized standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of Ashley.
A space alien from another galaxy was witnessed looking crossly at the bystander quite near the entrance to Sleepy Hollow State Park.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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