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These are some lies we made up about Armada.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword is repeatedly made out seeking a man at the stroke of midnight by a road sign in Armada.
A space man from planet Saturn has been said to have been made out on a few occasions dragging a body across the ground in Ray Township Park after midnight.
A female with larvae crawling out of her nostrils may repeatedly be seen having a seat at a table in an Armada residence staring.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy can be distinguished very frequently pacing through a mobile home in Armada.
A space invader has sometimes been made out by Anderson Drain struggling to snatch something.
The spirit of a female with a dagger in her heart is sometimes made out mounted on a stallion along a road outside Armada.
Thumbelina may once in a while be witnessed walking through a mobile home near Armada.
An extremely large kangaroo was noticed outside Algonac State Park shouting names of people.
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ghost of a tied up woman was distinguished in a phone booth in Armada using the telephone. The phantom didn't appear to be worried by the observers.
A female gripping her head beside her arm materialized strolling through an Armada neighborhood graveyard. The ghost nodded to the watcher.
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Ghost Sightings From Armada
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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