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A medieval armor devoid of a person inside has sometimes been spotted attempting to grasp something by Arnot Creek.
An enormous warthog is known to have been distinguished on a handful of instances being carried by a Harley on a murky highway in the vicinity of Applegate.
A space alien from the cosmos may occasionally be distinguished in an Applegate flat.
A giant lynx was distinguished pacing along a deserted road right next door to Applegate.
Bigfoot came into view near the entrance to Algonac State Park facing the bystander.
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Ghost Sightings From Applegate
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Ghost Sightings From Applegate
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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