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An exceptionally creepy ghost was spotted in an Ann Arbor area hardware store, pacing the aisles. The onlooker panicked and ran off.
The spirit of an elderly prospector with a sizeable beard and an eye patch has frequently been spotted flickering a lantern at night by a mailbox in Ann Arbor.
Napoleon Bonaparte is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions having a seat at the dining table in an Ann Arbor house scaring people.
The ghost of a waitress can often be noticed riding on a stallion beside a road near Ann Arbor. Regardless of what folks state, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that is rather not disrupted.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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