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These are some lies we made up about Ann Arbor.
A headless man has once in a while been distinguished peeping through house windows in Ann Arbor before dawn. Any which way, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into after midnight.
A space alien from Mars is occasionally witnessed by Honey Creek scaring folks.
A gargantuan rabbit has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions watching cable in an Ann Arbor living room late at night.
A centaur may once in a while be noticed calling names of people in Allmendinger Park at midnight.
A woman with her arms separated has repeatedly been distinguished on an Ann Arbor road before sunrise.
An armed forces uniform walking about with no body in it is repeatedly observed fly fishing from the shore of Arnold Lake before sunrise. In any case, this is an unfriendly phantom that any wise person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The ghost of a dreadfully burned female has supposedly been distinguished on
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a few occasions floating in the air like a helium balloon in Ann Arbor.
The ghost of the driver of a train can be distinguished repeatedly gazing at a lady sleeping on a couch in a trailer in Ann Arbor. Regardless of what, it's a creepy spirit that should be left alone.
An extremely large finch has sometimes been observed obliterating
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a shoe in Brighton Recreation Area near the park headquarters.
A space alien from another solar system is every now and then made out in a convenience store in the Ann Arbor neighborhood.
A large frightening beast may every so often be observed struggling out of a drain hole on an Ann Arbor road around midnight.
A colossal musk deer was witnessed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Ann Arbor.
The phantom of a gravely mangled hunter pulling a dead bear materialized in an Ann Arbor highschool on a dark night strolling the halls. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody other near.
A space invader was distinguished in a mirror in an Ann Arbor house; the phantom was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
The ghost of a young female with a cable around her neck became visible in an apartment close to Ann Arbor. When the witness came into sight the ghost escaped.
A man with no head was seen looking for a glove next to a parked Buick in an Ann Arbor parking
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lot before sunrise. The ghost spoke of revenging a homicide.
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Ghost Sightings From Ann Arbor
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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