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These are some lies we made up about Amasa.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady was distinguished by Triangle Spur howling. Other accounts of this phantom have been reported.
A black dog that turned into a lady was distinguished taking in the panorama at Premo Dam at night. This phantom is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of additional sightings of this precise phantom. It's been asserted that this exact spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Amasa long ago.
A huge quagga has frequently been perceived trying to find a map by a parked pickup in an Amasa parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a dispossessed guy has allegedly been noticed on a few instances contemplating near Hemlock Rapids at the stroke of midnight. No matter what folks verbalize, this is a hostile ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy may be seen often staring across Me-Squa-L-Cum-E Park before dawn. If you talk to the people who live here, this spirit is that of a local person who settled here in Amasa before the present.
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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