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These are some lies we made up about Alto.
A massive elk may frequently be distinguished resting at a coffee table in an Alto building yelling.
A gargantuan lizard may be seen over and over again wandering through an apartment in Alto.
A very large marmoset has from time to time been observed hiding a body by a large rock in Coldwater River County Park after midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is once in a while noticed around midnight drifting along Bear Creek.
An alien from planet Mercury has purportedly been noticed on many occasions wandering through a home right next door to Alto.
A sizeable chilling beast can every now and then be made out striding through an Alto vicinity graveyard.
An extraterrestrial from another world was perceived gazing irritably at the bystander along a wild road in close proximity to Alto before dawn.
A colossal bighorn came into view going bananas near the entrance to Fort Custer State Recreation
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The spirit of a young-looking female covered in blood was observed spending time in a deserted home in Alto. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived time and again nearby.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object was noticed standing by a desolate road outside Alto.
A space invader from planet Mars was witnessed mounted on a scooter on a shadowy highway near Alto.
An enormous muskrat has repeatedly been spotted in a mobile home in Alto.
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Ghost Sightings From Alto
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Ghost Sightings From Alto
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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