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These are some lies we made up about Alpha.
Marco Polo is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances in an Alpha highschool at the stroke of midnight marching the halls.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand can every now and then be noticed laundering a blood-splattered bed sheet in Horserace Rapids in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of an old woman hauling a gun was witnessed on the water's edge of Paint River Pond trying to locate a person. When made out the ghost came within reach of the viewer who then escaped. A number of folks claim this phantom is the undead soul of a long forgotten Alpha local resident.
A space invader from deep space was perceived in a mirror in an Alpha mobile home; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief came into sight in a home close to Alpha. There have been other stories with reference to this phantom in the neighborhood. In any event, it is certainly a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpha
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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