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These are some lies we made up about Alpena.
A massive gorilla is every so often observed appearing in a bathroom mirror.
An extremely large tiger has been seen on frequent instances relaxing in a beanbag in a flat next to Alpena.
Johann Sebastian Bach can occasionally be distinguished at the water at Fourmile Pond glugging down blood from a mug.
An extremely large camel was spotted at Fourmile Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the view.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world appeared down near the water at Bare Point glugging down gasoline.
An ET from planet Neptune was spotted before dawn pursuing a passing Dodge on a gloomy road close to Alpena.
The spirit of the driver of a train was observed reading a tabloid in McRae Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. When made out the spirit came close to the witness who then fled.
A Megalosaurus was distinguished mowing the lawn in the side garden of a house in Alpena.
A space man from another planet
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has often been noticed yelling mid stream in Butterfield Creek.
The ghost of an awfully mangled hunter dragging a dead mountain lion is repeatedly perceived by a lady hunting in a forest near Alpena. Folks argue that this ghost is the tormented soul of a former Alpena local. No matter what, this is an intimidating ghost that should be kept away
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from.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions having a seat in an armchair in a trailer in Alpena.
The ghost of a young woman with a cable around her neck may frequently be perceived flashing a light near the entrance to Harrisville State Park. One of the residents decisively asserts that this phantom is that of a local who resided here in Alpena before the present.
A man lacking a head can be spotted repeatedly startling people by a streetlamp in Alpena. One thing's for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that you would not want to come across late at night.
An exceptionally scary ghost has occasionally been witnessed staggering from flat to flat in the early morning hours on an Alpena avenue.
The ghost of an elderly lady holding a gun has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of an Alpena building in the early morning hours before sunrise. Several of the people who live in this town assert this phantom
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gets pleasure from frightening folks who have the nerve to disrupt the silence in Alpena. In any event, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpena
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Ghost Sightings From Alpena
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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