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These are some lies we made up about Almont.
An ET from Venus was witnessed trying on a hat in an Almont apartment.
A youthful girl dressed in a bloody wedding dress was observed scrambling out of a drain hole on an Almont street very late at night. The observer was frightened and ran off.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has often been spotted at Apel Drain around midnight flinging bricks into the flowing water.
A female with a blue face is repeatedly made out on the apex of Twombly Mountain after midnight glancing at the vista. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who dare to interrupt the peace in Almont.
A very large parakeet may repeatedly be witnessed chucking boulders in General Squier Memorial Park in the early morning hours.
A Seismosaurus can be distinguished very often nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Almont.
The ghost of a mailman has occasionally been perceived performing
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a song on a piano in an Almont residence. People claim that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Almont.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft is every now and then perceived in an Almont school after midnight wandering the halls.
A gigantic jackal is known to have been
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spotted on many instances in a residence in close proximity to Almont.
A feminine body may every so often be noticed trying to find a book under a parked VW in an Almont parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been made out in Algonac State Park outside the ranger station reading a book.
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Ghost Sightings From Almont
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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