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These are some lies we made up about Alma.
The Gingerbread Man may now and then be spotted in Pine River Park before sunrise meditating.
A pitch black cat that turned into a woman was observed chatting into the night as if someone besides was in attendance. Other stories of this ghost have been described.
A giant dog became visible hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Coles Creek at midnight.
Vasco da Gama was perceived looking through apartment windows in Alma on a dark night.
A massive rabbit came into sight watching cable in an Alma living room at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman was spotted going bananas near the water at Peterman Lake. Several folks close at hand have had similar occurrences with a very similar ghost. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Alma.
A gigantic dugong was distinguished on an Alma residential street late at
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night.
A colossal mare is regularly spotted floating in the air like a cloud in Alma.
A big menacing giant may frequently be noticed in a clothing store in the Alma area.
A space man may be observed time and again looking for a photo in Ionia State Park outside the park headquarters.
A gargantuan buffalo has every now and
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then been seen scrambling out from a storm drain on an Alma avenue before dawn.
Julius Ceasar is once in a while perceived playing a melody on a harpsichord in an Alma mobile home.
An extremely large civet is rumored to have been noticed on many occasions in an Alma highschool before dawn wandering the corridors.
The martian crew member of a UFO can from time to time be witnessed in a mirror in an Alma apartment; the spirit was only visible in the mirror.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is frequently made out seeking an object under a parked pickup in an Alma parking lot on a dark night. Scores of folks who live here argue this spirit is the stressed spirit of a long dead Alma local resident.
The spirit of a copper-miner is known to have been distinguished on frequent occasions in an Alma area supermarket, strolling the aisles. In any case, this phantom unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a janitor may often be perceived resting
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at the kitchen counter in an Alma trailer gazing. Locals here who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Alma some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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