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These are some lies we made up about Allouez.
The ghost of an old guy with a huge gray beard may regularly be distinguished performing a song on a fiddle in an Allouez flat.
A colossal mare can be made out time and again down next to the water's edge at Calumet Lake facing the witness.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head has occasionally been witnessed looking angrily at the onlooker by Louis Hill. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A large terrifying beast is every now and then noticed in a mirror in an Allouez residence; the phantom was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
An martian explorer from another world is known to have been distinguished on a handful of instances in a building in close proximity to Allouez.
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Ghost Sightings From Allouez
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Ghost Sightings From Allouez
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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