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These are some lies we made up about Allenton.
A space man from outer space has sometimes been distinguished staring through flat windows in Allenton at night.
A woman ablaze, gripping a gasoline tank is now and then noticed very late at night floating along on Burgess Drain. Whatever folks verbalize, this is an unlikable phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a farmer having on a farmer hat is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances watching television in an Allenton living room on a dark night. Either way, it's a creepy spirit that is better not interrupted.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer was spotted browsing through trash container on an Allenton residential street.
An extremely large gopher materialized suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Allenton.
A giant turtle was noticed quite near the entrance to Algonac State Park meditating.
An alien explorer from another planet appeared in a store in the Allenton vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Allenton
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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