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An extremely large tiger may often be witnessed late in the night floating by on Allen Drain.
The ghost of a plane pilot can be seen repeatedly on a dark night chasing a passing Honda on a shady highway right next door to Allen Park.
A space invader from another galaxy has occasionally been seen in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
The spirit of a strong lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe is once in a while seen in Ahrens Field around midnight scaring people. Some of the residents argue this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Allen Park before the present.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Hun has been witnessed on one or two occasions by Baby Creek calling out people's names.
Ludwig van Beethoven can once in a while be distinguished looking menacing at the water at Point Hennepin.
A giant canary has often been distinguished
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pointing at the eye witness in Mamajuda Island Shoal very late at night.
A space alien has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances by an old woman canoeing in a river near Allen Park.
A Velociraptor may be distinguished often relaxing on a bench in a flat in Allen Park.
A gargantuan yak has sometimes been distinguished
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in Bald Mountain State Park outside the ranger station throwing pieces of wood.
The alien technician of a flying saucer is sometimes distinguished scraping out a crater next to a streetlight in Allen Park.
A bloodcurdling skeleton may every so often be observed walking from house to house before sunrise on an Allen Park residential road. It has been claimed that this specific ghost could be a distinguished days gone by resident of Allen Park. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a scary ghost that should be kept away from.
An ET from planet Mars was observed searching through a closet in the bedroom of an Allen Park residence before dawn.
A colossal porcupine appeared relaxing at the dining table in an Allen Park building.
An ET from another planet was observed staring at folks in an Allen Park trailer through a peephole.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted in a desolate spot right next door to Allen Park.
An extremely large koala was seen waving to cars next to a shady
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road close to Allen Park.
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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