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These are some lies we made up about Allendale.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has from time to time been made out relaxing at a coffee table in an Allendale house burrowing a crater.
The Loch Ness Monster has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions riding on a donkey alongside a road in close proximity to Allendale.
An extremely large basilisk has regularly been observed slurping blood from a glass in the center of Bass River.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is repeatedly observed pacing through a building close to Allendale.
A space man may repeatedly be made out at a public phone in Allendale using the telephone.
A big scary ghost can be observed over and over again smoking a pipe in the middle of a desolate highway near Allendale before dawn. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that should be shunned.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has sometimes been made out standing by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Allendale.
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spirit of a chained up man is every now and then perceived near the entrance to Duck Lake State Park looking for someone. Locals here who have perceived this phantom allege this phantom is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Allendale local resident.
A space man from another planet has been said to have been noticed on a few instances traveling
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on a low rider on a dark highway near Allendale.
The spirit of a young-looking woman covered in blood can every so often be witnessed in a house in Allendale.
An extraterrestrial was made out in an Allendale house.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet showed up appearing in a closet mirror.
A gargantuan snake was witnessed resting in a chair in a building close to Allendale.
The ghost of an aged witch became visible in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror before sunrise. This is one of those spirits that is witnessed very frequently in the vicinity.
A female's body with a horse's head was seen raking leaves in the side yard of an apartment in Allendale. The viewer escaped immediately after she noticed the ghost.
A space alien from Venus is regularly noticed by a man camping at a campground close to Allendale.
A space alien from another solar system has been seen on numerous instances resting on a sofa in a mobile home in Allendale.
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Copernicus can often be spotted flinging pieces of wood under a lamppost in Allendale.
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Ghost Sightings From Allendale
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Ghost Sightings From Allendale
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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