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These are some lies we made up about Allen.
A gentleman devoid of a head is every so often observed in an Allen home. It has been said that this individual ghost could be the soul of a local who died here in Allen long ago. In any event, it's undeniably a scary phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to run into.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world may occasionally be made out by Bowen Creek gazing irritably at the observer.
A Triceratops was seen walking by the side of a deserted highway near Allen.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden left leg emerged appearing in a bathroom mirror. The spirit didn't care that there was someone other nearby. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost might be a renowned yesteryear resident of Allen. No matter what folks state, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a waitress was distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise
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chasing a passing Nissan on a shady road close to Allen. When the eye witness came into sight the ghost ran away. One thing is for certain, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Allen
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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