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These are some lies we made up about Allegan.
A gigantic dog was distinguished hovering in the air like a cloud in Allegan.
The martian commander of a flying saucer came into sight in a shoe store in the Allegan neighborhood.
Archimedes was made out at Dumont Creek very late at night tossing boulders into the water.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has repeatedly been perceived terrifying folks on the shore of Dumont Lake.
An ET from deep space is repeatedly perceived climbing up from a drain hole on an Allegan road in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances playing a tune on a xylophone in an Allegan building.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack clutching a large axe can repeatedly be distinguished in Allegan State Forest at the stroke of midnight burrowing a gap in the earth. Well, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disturbed.
A gargantuan raccoon may be spotted frequently
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in an Allegan school around midnight staggering the corridors.
A scary skeleton has every so often been spotted in an apartment close to Allegan.
Frankenstein's Monster is every so often witnessed seeking a map beneath a parked car in an Allegan parking lot on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial may occasionally be seen outside Fort
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Custer State Recreation Area mounding rocks.
A gargantuan badger has frequently been made out in an Allegan area store, staggering the aisles.
A glow-in-the-dark human shape is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions drinking blood from a glass in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Allegan.
An enormous squirrel can frequently be spotted relaxing at a table in an Allegan mobile home eating a melon.
The ghost of a youthful guy sporting a winter coat may be witnessed over and over again strolling through a home in Allegan. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that you wouldn't wish to come across before sunrise.
A decapitated man has from time to time been distinguished staggering through a home outside Allegan. Regardless of what people exclaim, this is a bad phantom that any normal person wouldn't wish to come across.
An extremely large budgerigar is every now and then noticed at a coin operated phone in Allegan making a phone call.
A woman with her right
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arm and right leg severed has allegedly been observed on a few occasions looking for somebody beside a desolate road near Allegan in the early morning hours before sunrise. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Allegan local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Allegan
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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