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These are some lies we made up about Algonac.
A gigantic ibex may be noticed over and over again at night sprinting after a passing Buick on a gloomy highway outside Algonac.
An martian voyager from another planet has once in a while been witnessed mid stream in Beaubien Creek carrying a cranium.
An alien from another solar system is once in a while distinguished in the backseat of a pickup by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
A gigantic toad has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions in Grande Pointe Cut at the stroke of midnight struggling to conceal a dead body.
Marco Polo may sometimes be seen in Algonac State Park at the stroke of midnight shining a flash light.
A giant lamb was perceived in Algonac State Park quite near the park headquarters pondering.
The alien navigator of a UFO came into view by Algonac Harbor late in the night gazing at the water.
The phantom of a lady with a sack tied around her head was
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made out late at night glancing across Saint Clair Flats. When the watcher materialized the ghost escaped.
An enormous reptile was distinguished mowing the lawn in the side garden of a house in Algonac.
A large menacing ghost was spotted near the water at Big Muscamoot Bay facing the witness. The appearance of the watcher scared the phantom
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who then disappeared. According to the local residents, this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Algonac local resident.
A minotaur is repeatedly perceived by a man hiking along a trail close to Algonac.
An martian vacationer from another world has been said to have been seen on many occasions having a seat on a bench in a trailer in Algonac.
The phantom of a chained up guy can be witnessed repeatedly strolling from flat to flat in the early morning hours on an Algonac residential street.
The ghost of a young-looking woman drenched in blood is from time to time witnessed searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Algonac trailer around midnight.
A very large armadillo has supposedly been observed on many instances gazing at folks in an Algonac home through a window.
An enormous basilisk has regularly been spotted waving to cars by the side of a dark road outside Algonac.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune is regularly seen posting a packet at an Algonac post office.
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guy with a large hole through his upper body has supposedly been made out on many occasions slurping gasoline from a gas pump at a refueling station in Algonac. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you don't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Algonac
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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